Teacher: “3 Idiots” film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki….. Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!
Teacher: Shut up & get out !
Tinku: Madam main bataau?
Teacher: Very good Tinku, Bataao…
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!
Teacher: You also get out !
Chintu: Madam main batau ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, yeh sahi bataayega….
Chintu: Madam Doctor ke alaawa Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai…!!